Everton A-Z - 2011/12 So Far

Arteta going and after initial shock not feeling too infelicitous

Bottles flying and Bellamy smirking

Camoflage goalie kit 'reticently looking good

Distin awesome and Barbra Streisand

Eastlands run over

Fellaini's contract manifestly running down

Griffiths, former player passing away

Hernandes tap in and like previous season's sayin how it's the worst Man Utd team we've seen here

Indian takeovers

Jagielka staying put irrespective of tempting move to Arsenal

Kenny Daglish is a...

Louis Saha storming off and then showing small signs that he's the best we got upfront

Mucha flapping against Chelsea as we all put our head in our hands

No Park End scoreboard. Tight buggers!

Obligatory praise of how well we've done with little resources and how we should be happy with top half finish

Phil Neville only being on the bench and clandestinely being pissed off

Q.P.R in my opinion looking half decent in patches

Rooney subdued reaction

Stracqualursi signing on loan and not being the new Carlos Tevez we had secretly hoped for

Tottenham Riots wrecking opening day weekend and pinning hopes on this game in hand

Union marching to protest against Uncle Bill and pantomine booing on the big screens

Vellios looking a unit when he's got on

Woods getting job with the yanks as keeper coach

Xenophily El Submarino Amarillo in pre season

Youngsters being shipped out everywhere

Z-Cars inspiriting as usual